Jonathan Guest by Margaret Archer (UK: Jarrolds, 1952)

In 1952, English hardcover publisher Jarrolds published Margaret Archer’s Jonathan Guest. It is an historical romance, a vast break from her crime / detective novels. And depending upon one’s interpretation of the novel’s conclusion, one may even consider this to be a gothic romantic mystery, as Archer has infused numerous genres into this work.

The dust jacket art features a handsome Englishman with a happy, smiling young redhead gazing up at the man she loves. The illustration is signed lower-right “Harman.” This would be Jack Harman, who illustrated many of the juvenile western novels in Reg Dixon’s Pocomoto series. I suspect Harman contributed more cover art than he’s credited with providing, but I couldn’t readily locate other adult efforts.

Gertrude Margaret Temple was born on 5 December 1913 in Ongar, Essex, England. She authored a book at age 12; The Admiral and Others was published both in the UK and abroad in America in 1926 under the name of Peggy Temple. She was educated at Fosse Bank School in Tonbridge, then received some form of learning at Bayford House in Hampstead. Miss Temple was shipped off to attend a boarding school in Lausanne, Switzerland called Pensionnat Florissant. Little is known about this particular boarding school, but I found that Orson Welles sent his daughter there in 1959 at age 15 (per the memoir, In My Father’s Shadow: A Daughter Remembers Orson Welles) and there is a Facebook group set up for past members. Miss Temple obtained her journalism degree at University College, London, attending from October 1930 to July 1932. I located one article as by Peggy Temple in the 22 December 1933 issue of the Daily Mirror titled Inexpensive Holidays.

Miss Temple married in 1935, becoming Mrs. Archer. She would embark upon a career in journalism and spend 5 years with the BBC during World War Two, severely burning her back and spent nearly a year in a hospital to recover.

As author “Margaret Archer” she is credited with a handful of novels over the span of a decade, but then she vanished. Her novels all appear in jacketed hardcover editions published by Jarrolds. Let’s look at her Jarrold’s contributions:

1945: Canter’s Choice
1947: Gull Yard
1948: Flowers for Teacher
1950: The Silent Sisters
1952: Jonathan Guest
1952: The Gentle Rain
1955: See a Fine Lady
1956: Pardoned in Heaven

The setting begins in 1835 at the fictional Convent of the Little Sisters of Our Lady in ÃŽle des SÅ“urs (Nun’s Island) in the Bay of St. Marc, France. The novel is narrated by Louise Bernard, a 17-year-old girl who lives within the walls of the convent. She has flaming red hair and rather plain features. Having grown up reading faerie tales, she’s hopeful that her lackluster appearance with net her a prince and a happily-ever-after ending in life.

Rumor is that her mother was an English actress who fled to her country and married a Frenchman. Her parents are both dead, and her uncle, M. Richot, has plans to marry her off when she turns 18. Her family had money and upon 18, she inherits some unknown “fortune.”

Today, she is to meet with the gentleman her uncle has established as her suitor. She’s mortified when her disgustingly obese cousin, Paul Richot, enters. Learning her uncle has matched her with this repulsive human being, she realizes the uncle merely wishes to keep the fortune within his control.

Louise later that night plans her escape. Stealing some nun’s clothes, she escapes and eventually makes her way to the beach where she plans on taking the ferry from the island to St. Marc. From there, she plans to travel to Rouen and obtain a job.

Fate intervenes on the beach. While noticing a seaman leaning against an upturned boat she trips and ruins her ankle. This man, the titular of the book, Jonathan Guest, lifts her up and inspecting the ankle informs her that she will not be able to walk. Irritated at her misadventure, she insists on getting on the ferry. Instead, he assists her onto his small vessel, named The Petrel.

After learning of her life woes, the pair take to the water and cross to England, where her real adventure(s) truly begin. They land somewhere along the coastline of the Sussex Downs. He brings her to his home, where his mother, Matilda, keeps house, and keeps her nose out of her son’s business. Sadly, while Louise is clearly infatuated with the first real man in her life, she’s got competition in the immediate appearance of a lovely Maria Beecham; she clearly is wealthy and beautiful and blonde.

Living in Guest’s home, Louise is told to keep quiet, if she hears anything, like strange visitors in the night, to stay upstairs and keep her mouth shut. But Louise is a strong-willed individual. And despite everyone’s best efforts, there are loose lips. Is Jonathan a smuggler of illegal goods? Louise eventually befriends Matilda, an aging woman who claims to once have been the desire of many a young man. When Louise shares the identity of her mother, Matilda expressively is shocked and proves that her mother indeed was a fiery-redheaded English actress who vanished to France, thereby clearing up that mystery.

There’s many plot points and intrigue, but suffice to say, Jonathan Guest traffics in bodies. No, not slaves, but people looking to escape their tarnished past and sail away from England to France. Despite this knowledge, Louise is still in love with this rogue and no amount of calamity will sway her from her man.

Lies, deception, and betrayal run rampant and our author does a wonderful job keeping the reader forever guessing at the outcome while the narrator breaks infrequent breaks into her past and share a murky foreshadowing comment from the present, which happens to be 3 years in the future.

Come the end of the novel, Maria and Louise are forced to briefly team up to save Jonathan’s life only to be fighting at the conclusion while Jonathan attempts to escape authorities. A fire breaks out on The Petrel and engulfs Maria. Fleeing from the flames, she leaps into the waters and is never seen again. Louise is knocked senseless and the flames leap upon her. She’s rescued from the infernal by Jonathan, dropped into his dinghy, and rowed back ashore. He’s placed under arrest and hung for his crimes.

Louise comes to weeks later in Jonathan’s home, tended by Matilda. Her face is swathed in bandages. Unwrapping her face and demanding a mirror she finds her plain features marred and scarred by the flames. No faerie tale ending can heal that face, and her hair is gone. She dons a veil and learns she is pregnant with Jonathan’s child, which somehow survived her harrowing, fiery ordeal.

Time passes and her hair eventually regrows. She gives birth to a girl and calls her Joanna after the baby’s father. Maria’s brother, Ned, for whom I have entirely glossed over, orders her to abandon the veil and let her baby gaze upon her true features. She does and the baby is not frightened.

She eventually marries Ned and is pregnant now with his child. While visiting the shore where Jonathan first landed with her and likewise met their ill-demise, she sees a boat slowing coming ashore. She’s shocked to realize the man is Jonathan, alive despite being informed he was dead! Too, another man is present. His name is Barney, and he is the ultimate sinister villain of the novel. He was responsible for arranging the transportation of people for Jonathan to transport. He also sold Jonathan out to the authorities since it convenienced him to do so for a monetary reward.

Barney is mortified to find Jonathan alive and well along the shore. Jonathan confesses to having escaped the hanging and fled the country. The two fight it out while Louise watches in horror. Barney eventually succumbs to a heart attack. Jonathan loudly proclaims his victory to his lost love, Maria. He then gets back into his dinghy and rows away.

The ultimate question: is Jonathan Guest truly alive and a fugitive from English law or is a ghost, returned for retribution? The scenario could be interpreted either way.

In any case, Louise never reveals the truth that she saw Jonathan alive. And Barney’s corpse is discovered by the coast guard.

And so, the novel concludes but if anyone is intrigued by this lost literary work, I suggest you obtain a copy. Be assured that there are tons of other pieces of the puzzle I’ve avoided revealing, and plenty of lovemaking. I’m personally not one to read romance novels, but this one receives an A+ in my book!

(Side note: in real life, author Margaret Archer sustained burns to her own back during World War Two. She was in hospital in 1943. I suspect much of Archer’s personal burn experiences formed the basis for Louise’s own suffering, both physical and emotional).

Jonathan Guest by Margaret Archer (UK: Jarrolds, 1952)

DARKER GROWS THE STREET by Bevis Winter (the 3rd Steve Craig thriller)

Published August 1955 by Herbert Jenkins Ltd., Darker Grows the Street is the third novel in the Steve Craig crime thriller series. Bevis Winter returns for his third outing with his sarcastic private detective along with partner Patrick Shaun Mulligan (now aged 31) and office-girl Kitty Callaway. The novel spans pages 9 to 190; it is comprised of 13 colorfully titled chapters. The cover art is by the highly competent Kingsbury / London illustrator Henry Fox.

Darker Grows the Street was later reprinted in 1964 via Digit Books in a mass market paperback edition.

Darker Grows the Street by Bevis Winter (August 1955)

The novel opens with another investigator (Milt Druse) contracting Steve Craig to handle some independent leg-work. Druse can’t be in two places at the same time. He’s busy handling a possible insurance-fraud case. Craig is standing outside in the dark, watching one Mr. Lentzyl. Druse has confirmed that this man has been in contact with a woman he’s watching. Said woman is the girlfriend of a cheap hoodlum, months ago arrested for robbery. His name isn’t important. He’s spending years in the pen, caught after foolishly pawning nearly all of the cheaper jewelry. The broker phoned the police. He was captured…

…but the emerald necklace, purchased and specially constructed at the request of Mr. Edgebrook for his wife, is still missing. It cost a cool hundred grand. Cost and value are two different things. It’s insured for some tens of thousands less, but the insurance firm isn’t cool with paying Edgebrook’s ex-wife for a bauble that might not be missing.

Thus enters Milt Druse, investigating the case on behalf the Vidor insurance company. He’s been tailing the convict’s girlfriend, one Alice Carpenter. And Steve Craig finds himself watching Lentzyl. And that individual is upstairs, on the fifth floor, in apartment 5c. The name on the tab says “G. Linton.” Steve’s already got a good view of her and she’s too hot a gem herself to be mixed up with the aged and nondescript Lentzyl. And he doesn’t have the moola to permit himself to paw her, despite working at Cyrene’s, a jeweler. The coincidence of his employment and the missing emerald necklace is too much to dismiss. How does he figure into the affair? And who is this Linton figure?

Digit Books, 1964

Who cares! Lentzyl is on the move. Steve hops into his Ford and tails Lentzyl’s Chevrolet onto the freeway near Los Feliz, in California. He’s tailing the man at the stereotypical “safe distance” when a dark limousine overtakes him, rolls down a window, and molests the Chevrolet with bullets, raking it with murderous abandon. The car looses control and comes to an abrupt deadly halt against the freeway wall; the limousine never slowed down, continuing on into the enveloping night.

Steve stops, inspects the scene. Lentzyl is a bloody mess. Driving onward, he stops at a callbox, phones in the wreck, and hangs up without giving his identity. Then goes home and phones in his report to Druse. That latter is gobsmacked. The killers riddled Lentzyl with either a Tommy gun or something equally devastating. And the limo’s plates were from Nevada. The driver’s and killer’s identities are unknown. Too dark to see them.

Steve could certainly use his muscular partner on this case, but they have a newly-contracted “paying” client, so Steve assigns Patrick Mulligan to sign the contract and stick with that assignment. While talking, Patrick remarks he can’t figure why Kitty Callaway works as a low-grade, barely payable secretary for them, when it was discovered she’s the daughter to a rich banker. We never are told (at least, not in this novel). Essentially, Patrick plays only a background figure in this novel, as we scarcely hear from him again.

Druse is flustered to discover Nevada is now in the mix. And Steve wants to know everything. Druse has been holding out. We know a convict robbed the Edgebrook estate, stealing jewelry from a safe, a safe that was apparently accidentally left open. This occurred likely during an argument between the still married couple, and they departed, distracted, leaving an open safe. Easy access. It’s believed the con secreted the necklace and that his girlfriend knows the location. How does Lentzyl figure in?

He didn’t, only recently he appeared at Alice Carpenter’s pad. Druse wasn’t sure how he figured in, and that’s how Steve became involved. Druse needed him watched. Only he doesn’t need watching. He’s a sieve.

Next day, Steve sends Kitty to visit Sylvia, daughter to the slain Lentzyl. She’s eighteen, works at a beauty parlor, and is cut skillfully in all the right places. Kitty goes to the parlor and while there getting her looks in order, the pair talk. Sylvia is shaken, and willing to talk to a friendly female. Kitty realizes there’s more to the case and gets Sylvia to agree to meet with her private detective boss. She does. She speaks with Steve, unsure how her father could possibly be involved. She didn’t cough up any useful information to the police. Fact is, her father’s been acting peculiar. And she discovered unaccounted sums of cash in the home. In a cash ledger, she found the sums recorded, along with the name “Alice Carpenter.” Recorded entries summed up to hundreds of dollars, into the low thousands. Where was all this money coming from? Or was the money actually going to Alice Carpenter? Sylvia couldn’t be certain. Then one day, daddy Lentzyl mentioned that maybe they ought to move to Bermuda or Jamaica. This shook her greatly. They didn’t have money to move, let alone live that sort of lifestyle. Then one night, Lentzyl received a phone call and an argument ensued. She learned enough to investigate, discovering an address he was to go to. This would be the Linton pad, where he would eventually depart and later die…

Sylvia didn’t like it, and went to investigate this Linton woman herself. Only, when the door opened, the woman inside was a woman she knew under another name: Gina Edgebrook. She freaked out and ran from the scene before Gina could get a good look at her. Gina is the ex-wife, the one who legally owned the emerald necklace, and collected $80k on the claim.

All this mysterious excitement in two chapters? Oh yeah. Bevis has a wonderful way of telling a story and a sure-fire thriller when it comes to web-work techniques. To speed the narrative along, Sylvia is nearly murdered, hospitalized after a speedboat ran her over in a rowboat. She’s in critical condition. Will she survive?

Steve and Kitty were along with Sylvia, accepting an invitation. While out at the rich and fancy retreat, Kitty noticed they were being tailed. Steve pulls over, walks across the highway and pulls some fist work and fast-tongue actioned wit upon the pair inside the dark limousine. He doesn’t like the coincidence, and when one pulls a pocket-gat, he knows he’s likely found Lentzyl’s killers. They take off, but Steve has these morons photographically memorized. They turn out to be hoods working for a Las Vegas gambling syndicate.

We learn Gina Edgebrook was having an affair with a Las Vegas mobster, name of McAvery. But when she ran up tens of thousands in gambling debts, and her sugar-daddy husband cut off her allowance, she finds that her love affair isn’t worth a dime. The man informs her she’s crossed the wrong type of people, and suggests the “loses” the emerald necklace. Now we know how she figures into the affair. The convict was chosen by the mob, only, that fool had plans of his own. He wasn’t supposed to “think.” But he decided to sell the cheaper goods and hide the real gem. You know the rest… So the mob is watching Alice Carpenter (whose real name is Arlene French) and they’d had their eyes glued to Lentzyl. Suspicious of his involvement, they rubbed him out. This would isolate Alice Carpenter and put the scare into her. It worked. She vanished.

Only problem is, so did Steve’s contact, Milt Druse. Following a lead, Steve investigates a pad and discovers the corpse of Milt, shot once, in the back. Clearly he never knew it was coming. He leaves the body as discovered, making sure the scene remains relatively untouched. He doesn’t watch Alice to know anyone is aware of the murder, certain she might be involved.

Steve puts the scare into Gina Edgebrook, and she flees her pad. Watching from a distance, Steve tails her until she hooks up with one of the pair from the limousine. Spotting that she is about to hand over a small packet to the hood, he moves in, snatches the package and gets into a fight with the hood in broad daylight. Escaping, he opens the parcel to discover the emerald necklace inside. Patting his back over the clever discovery, he shows it to his secretary. She’s not impressed and remarks it’s a fake. Taking out a “glass,” they inspect it. She’s right. Not only that, but they spot dirt and grit in evidence. I won’t explain the relevance of that, lest I reveal too much of the plot, but it’s important.

Did Gina know the necklace she was handing to the mob was a fake? If yes, then her life wouldn’t be worth much. If she claimed to not know it was legit, then who made the fake? And how did it come into her possession, after being stolen? Clearly, she had to have obtained it from wherever the convict hid it, given the grit.

Steve has it figured. When McAvery suggested she lose the bauble and claim the insurance to pay off the gambling debts, Gina wasn’t willing to surrender the emerald necklace. So she approached Lentzyl about possibly making a duplicate. Having grown up dirt poor and discovered for her beauty by her ex-husband, she wasn’t aware that rich debs often made duplicates of their jewelry. Lentzyl knew “somebody” and had the goods duplicated. With the fake in hand, she planted it in the safe. The convict made off with the cheaper bunch of real jewels and the fake emerald necklace. The real one had never left her possession. The insurance company legally was forced to pay up. She paid off the mob and kept the profits. Only one problem. Lentzyl read of the robbery and got wise, began to blackmail her. Only, when he discovered the mob was involved, he wanted out, became scared. Hence why he suggested to his daughter Sylvia that they relocate. Only, he waited too long. They rubbed him out, then attempted to remove Sylvia, too. And Steve didn’t take kindly to this attempted murder. Steve enters Gina’s pad with one of the hoods present and slaps him down then browbeats a confession from Gina, going so far as to note that the necklace given to that very hood had been a fake. Realizing she’s a two-timing dame, the hood wants to murder her, but Steve tosses him into another room. Returning, he discovers Gina has fled the scene.

It’s not long before he receives a call from Gina, and with Kitty in on another phone line, the pair listen to her spiel. She’s fleeing the country with the real goods and what cash remains. While crying over the phone, she laments her foolish greed and faux love affair. It’s ruined her, and led to various deaths, etc. She panics over the phone when she hears someone enter, and then all is silence. Steve and Kitty rapidly drive across town and leaving her in the car, he goes up and discovers Gina Edgebrook bent backwards into an illogical position, strangled to death. Kitty followed Steve in, unwilling to remain in the car during the dead still of the scary night, alone. She spots the tongue-protruding corpse and nearly faints.

The pair are surprised to discover another car has arrived. Turning off the light, they wait in darkness while the figure enters and with a flashlight, makes for the safe. Flipping on the light they find Arlene French, aka Alice Carpenter. Steve confronts her and she plays innocent, claiming to be there to see Gina about private business. Informing Alice that Gina is upstairs in the bedroom, he sends her up all alone. She sees the corpse and alarmed, accuses Steve and Kitty of murder! She has them figured all wrong, suspecting they are tied up with the Las Vegas mob! Clarifying their positions, and confirming that she murdered Milt Druse (she had entered her pad, found him, and thought he was also a mobster) she is shaken by all her mistakes.

The plot takes another turn when they begin to hear “thuds” on the upper landings in the house. Someone else is present, and whoever it is, that person isn’t aware that Steve, Kitty, and Alice are present. They are most likely the murderer of Gina, and doubly-likely, upstairs searching the entire house for the missing emerald necklace. Making his way up to confront the intruder, Steve comes face to face with gambler/lover McAvery. The pair duke it out. Steve is losing badly, and McAvery makes to depart…only, he finds himself now confronted with two women: Alice and behind her, Kitty. Drawing his gun, he plugs Alice in the arm, but that’s his last gasp. In her coat pocket is a small caliber gun, and she pulls the trigger six times. Five bullets roost in McAvery, and click six fires nothing. That empty chamber? That one is in the back of Milt Druse.

But, where is the infernal emerald necklace? McAvery had slain Gina, tossed her and her bedroom possessions, and moved thoroughly throughout the house, clearly on a search-and-obtain mission from the mob. He didn’t find the goods. Steve, after making a literary reference to Edgar Allan Poe’s The Purloined Letter, shows the two girls what McAvery had overlooked…and what I am not going to reveal to you!

DARKER GROWS THE STREET by Bevis Winter (the 3rd Steve Craig thriller)

PHANTOM [Vol. 1 No. 1, 1957] a weird stories magazine

The cover proclaims Phantom magazine to feature “true ghost stories” but does it? The editorial inside suggests that some of the stories claim to be true and some are fiction, but the editor decided not to clarify which was which, leaving that up to the reader to decide. This debut edition features no date, but inside an advert stating that the next issue would be out next month. That second issue sports a date of May 1957. That’s no guarantee that No. 1 appeared in April. It may have come out a month or two earlier. Undoubtedly UK fanzines discussed its appearance on the stands and I’d love to read their thoughts.

Phantom had a confusing publishing history. The first two issues state they were published by Vernon Publications and to send correspondence or manuscripts to Dalrow Publishing Company. By the third issue, both were dropped and Dalrow Publications was installed. The final four issues appeared via Pennine Publications.

Phantom was priced at 2/- and was digest-sized, measuring 5.5 x 8.5 inches. The cover features a spooky building with wispy strands of fog across a cemetery and the cliche barren-of-leaves tree with a full moon in the distance. The artwork is signed R.W.S., short for Ronald W. Smethurst, and he was their only cover artist for the entire 16-issue run. No editor is listed, but we can probably assume it was Leslie Syddall, previously discussed while blogging Combat # 2 (December 1956).

Having read and indexed the other two Dalrow magazines (Combat and Creasey Mystery Magazine) I am fairly confident that the majority of the fiction in Phantom are reprints, the overwhelming majority of which have yet to be traced.

The Thing That Bites by Bernard L. Calmus introduces readers to Jerry Carder, a ghost investigator and paranormal specialist. Carder visits a remote haunted village with the intention of proving the paranormal events are fake but finds himself very much involved in a life-or-death struggle against a spiritual female vampire. Carder faces his fear of her and nails the lid shut on the case when he discovers the Countess and the vampire assaulting the young men in the village are the same. Our author’s full name is Bernard Leon Calmus. Following the second world war he edited Lifestream magazine and their series of “controversy” pamphlets. The British Library has some of his books, booklets, and plays. However, Bernard Leon Calmus was not his real name. In 1947 he renounced his birth name of Barnett Laab Kalmus. I found the above story to be a simple, easy read, and enjoyable, even if lacking in detective work. Did the story originate within issues of Lifestream, or some other unindexed publication?

In The Permanent Tenant, Primrose Townson presents readers with a “possession” or “soul transference” tale. Couple of guys room at a remote location in Yorkshire. They discover a recluse also rooming. They are given to understand he is a professor or some-such nonsense, but they are convinced he’s an escaped convict. Much time passes when one day they hear a person in pain. They discover the recluse on the ground, having likely slipped and bonked his noggin. One of the guys claims to have expertise in the occult and wishes to see if he can transfer his soul or essence into the unconscious man. Moments later, the recluse comes running into the room screaming for his friend’s help! It’s clear the man is speaking via his friend. He falls down and seems to die. Mortified, he runs into the room and finds his own friend dead. A verdict is returned of heart failure. And the “dead” recluse? Alive and doing well. A rather weak tale. No explanation is given as to how the man transfers his soul or mental being into the mind of the recluse. Primrose Townson was created by the editors of Phantom to hide the fact that they had actually nabbed six stories by one authoress: Mrs. J. O. Arnold. This tale, like all six of hers present in this magazine, come from the same source. The Permanent Tenant was published in the Derbyshire Advertiser and Journal (21 February 1930) as part of their Estrange Experiences series. I don’t know if this was a syndicated feature or if the Derbyshire Advertiser and Journal were the first to print the tales.

Mrs. J. O. Arnold was an author during the early 20th century, with novels such as Fire I’ the Flint (London: Alston Rivers, 1911) and Megan of the Dark Isle (London: Alston Rivers, 1914). Her real name is Adelaide Victoria Arnold (née England) and the alias stems from her husband’s name, John Oliver Arnold, whom she married in 1883. Adelaide was born in the 3rd Quarter of 1860 and died during the 2nd Quarter of 1933. She wrote about a dozen novels spanning the 1910s-1920s. Online source state that many of her later works had a supernatural slant to them. This excites me as some of her short stories have been traced to pulps and other popular publications.

George Burnside’s The Ginger Kitten is a bit more difficult for me to explain. Horror aficionados will have to correct me here, but the tale involves an older wealthy woman and maid/servant. The woman hates cats, among other things. A ginger kitten with green eyes shows up one day, uninvited. Much as they try, the kitten keeps coming back. The maid apparently likes the cat and suggests they keep it to kill the mice. The woman relents, but soon, strange happenings occur. Worse, the maid eventually states that there is too much to do and must leave unless they obtain additional help. Soon a ginger-haired woman with green eyes answers the call and performs her duties. But, she seems contrary to the woman at times. Not directly, at first. Then the cats begin to appear. A steady stream then a torrent overtake the home. Plus, milk and food disappear. The woman stays up one night and listens for noises. She eventually hears noises and goes down to investigate. She hears snarling / growling noises and stumbles across the second maid. She runs for her life and later confronts her concerning the stolen food. She denies the charges yet there is milk smeared on her, etc. She is fired and the cats all vanish from the premises. Was the ginger kitten her familiar? She clearly became cat-like at night and hostile. George Burnside is yet another posthumous alias for Mrs. J. O. Arnold. The Ginger Kitten was published in the Derbyshire Advertiser and Journal (7 March 1930) as part of their Estrange Experiences series.

Another Man’s Fear by Gavin Williams had me at first thinking I was about to read an Edgar Allan Poe pastiche to The Tell-Tale Heart, but I was wrong. A very old lady in an apartment nightly plays loud music on her record player, ancient music. She continually has health issues, and her younger neighbor takes it upon himself to assist in scheduling her doctor appointments. Then one day, she is gone, and a new tenant has moved in. The fellow is trying to move the massive wood-framed bed across the room because he hears an obnoxious noise, a dripping sound. Our fellow doesn’t hear a thing. Every Thursday the new fellow hears the dripping, and it slowly drives him insane. Even moving out and with a friend, he is powerless to resist the call and returns to the bedroom, the drip. He eventually rams a pair of steel scissors into his breast and kills himself. To his horror, the neighbor now hears the drip, but claims it is only the dead man’s blood dripping through the mattress to the floorboards. And suddenly, he realizes the room indeed has some form of evil residing. An unusual horror story with no real ending. Was the man “mad”? Or could he really hear the dripping? Did the old lady, the prior occupant, also hear the drip, and is that why she played her ancient records loudly? This sort of horror story makes for good night-time reading or a camp-fire tale. I’ve no clue who Gavin Williams was; he is not the very same named person that contributed horror fiction and articles during the 1990s and to the film industry. But could they be related? FictionMags shows that our Gavin Williams had one further story in the 12th issue of Phantom. I’ll look forward to reading it.

The Best Bedroom opens with the narrator (or author) stating: “this is not a ghost story, rather a strange psychic experience.” Thank you for the clarification, Mrs. Arnold. And she didn’t lie. A wealthy woman and her chauffeur stop at a countryside inn after her car suffers mechanical problems. Refusing a room with a leaky roof, she’s given the family’s ancient “best bedroom.” Unfortunately, it has a history of scaring all residents. She immediately feels a psychic energy present but is confident that she can conquer it. Falling asleep in the massive bed, she awakens to the horror of being in suspended animation, reliving the horrors of a woman who died after being removed from the room and entombed alive in a coffin. She finally breaks free and faints. Ordering the matron to relay to her the females who died in the room, she finally lands upon the one who’s terror she suffered through. A pleasingly gothic / psychic horror story. The Best Bedroom appears in the Derbyshire Advertiser and Journal (31 January 1930) as part of their Estrange Experiences series.

In Terence Kitchen’s The Tenth Notch, a young man is invited to stay with Major Randall and his Afridis servant. Moving into a newly acquired Hawthorn Cottage in Sussex Downs, the major has his servant unpacking weapons from his war campaigns when a kukri slips free of its sheath. The major relates that it belonged his faithful Gurkha soldier who died in combat, while discussing the Tirah campaign of 1897. Sadly, the man never had the opportunity to slip his kukri free before dying. The visitor notes it has nine notches. Later that night, while the major is asleep, he walks into the leisure room to find the servant still unpacking and polishing the weapons. In the mirror over the fireplace, our young man is mortified to see a dark-skinned man reaching across the servant. Spinning about, he sees nothing. His imagination? Going to sleep, he rises the next day, walks in the room, and finds the man cleanly decapitated, the kukri bathed in blood, and sporting a tenth notch. The entire story is related to the reader from the man’s own notes of the case, which he did not related to the police for fear they would lock him away. He realizes the ghost of the Gurkha had returned to slay his enemy, for as the major had related, once their kukri was unsheathed, they must kill their opponent. Terence Kitchen is yet another alias for Mrs. J. O. Arnold. The Tenth Notch was published in the Derbyshire Advertiser and Journal (7 February 1930) as part of their Estrange Experiences series.

Perhaps one of the better constructed tales yet, Barney Gunn’s The Hungarian Wine Bottle takes place in 1930s Hungary, after Hitler has come to power. A newshound decides not to return without a different sort of story for his paper. After the author relates to us a lot of ancient war history, including a new explanation for why the cross on the crown is crooked, the newshound decides to investigate a tunnel that leads from a castle and under the river that saved the locals from the Turk invasion. The locals refuse to discuss the tunnel, fear etched on their faces. Sneaking in and down the steps to the cellar floor 30 feet below, he comes to an old wood door with rusty hinges and an ancient, oxidized padlock. He can’t break through the door nor break the lock after repeated attempts. Giving up, he’s greeted with an unusual sound. The door falls off the hinges towards him as he backs to the stairs. His candle is blown out. Striking a match, he enters the damp tunnel and discovers an old wood wine bottle, corked. Popping the cork free, for their is liquid inside, he goes to sniff it when a hand falls upon his shoulder. Turning, he beholds a young lovely lady in old clothes. She doesn’t speak a lick of English, but follows when she leads on with her lamp, which he thinks unusual that only his own tiny candle gives off any light. They come upon a wounded soldier. Taking the wine bottle from him, she pours liquid into the man, but he does not revive. Distraught, she hands the bottle back to the newshound and he realizes the candlelight is pouring right through her body! She blows out the candle and he feels as though someone has bonked him on the head. Awaking, he finds himself outside the tunnel, the door still perfectly sealed, himself at the foot of the steps. Did he imagine all of it, accidentally slip on the steps, and concuss himself? Escaping the castle, he retreats into town and runs into the other news sharks, who want to know where he’s been and who was the girl. Say what? He discerns he’s actually been missing for a whole day, and a small replica of the wine bottle is in his possession! Ever since that moment, he is with the replica and no harm befalls him. Entering WW2, he is gravely wounded and slated to die. His wife brings him the trinket and he has a full recovery! Re-entering the war, with the trinket undoubtedly bestowed upon him by the ghostly girl as a good luck charm, he finds that bullets and bombs do him no harm but everyone to the left and right of him are slain. So, what precisely is protecting him? The trinket? The soul of the girl?

I have to confess, when our narrator pulls the cork, I was expecting a djinn, not a ghost. What precisely the wine bottle has to do with the entire episode is unclear, save as a prop for the rest of the story. Frustratingly, I could not locate anyone by the name of Barney Gunn alive in England.

The Cupboard is by Cecilia Bartram and there appears to have been two ladies by this name alive in England. The first was born in 1896 and died 1967 in Yorkshire. The second was born in 1921 in Yorkshire, married Frank Tingle in 1942, and death date is unknown. It is quite feasible that the second lady was the daughter of the first. The fact that they were both born in Yorkshire is important given the story takes place in Yorkshire! All for naught, our author is neither lass. It’s once more Mrs. J. O. Arnold! The Cupboard was published in the Derbyshire Advertiser and Journal (28 February 1930) as part of their Estrange Experiences series.

The story opens with the authoress as “Mrs. Bartram” meeting with fellow wealthy elitists. She has a habit of entering all manner of contests and notes that the current entry is for an “unusual experience.” None of those present offer a genuine bit save for one chap who claims to have psychic abilities but avoids the occult. He relates an old incident in which he was bicycling in the Yorkshire moors when a nasty winter storm descends and the snow and chill is too much. He seeks shelter at a cottage, knocking repeatedly. A potato farmer lets him in. Coming to terms over bread, cheese, and an old bed in the attic for the night, our psychic turns in for bed but spots a tall, padlocked cupboard in the room. Later, he discovers a key, and an irresistible “pull” to open the cupboard. He does and finds himself beholding a redhaired man hanging inside suspended from a hook. Mortified, he locks the cupboard, runs downstairs that next morning, jumps on his cycle and pedals on his way. On the way into town, he runs into the potato farmer and another man returning at a fast pace. Inquiring if he found a lost key in the attic, he acknowledges indeed he did. The farmer then accuses him of stealing his cash in the cupboard, but the psychic remarks upon the dead man instead. Both farmers are surprised, and the pair return to the cottage, open the cupboard, and…no dead body. The hook is present. And so is a small box with the farmer’s cash all inside. The pair inform the psychic that where he stayed is known as Hanged Man’s Cot, as a man did just that 50 years earlier and the psychic isn’t the first to have seen him!

Next up is a second story by Bernard L. Calmus, being The Howl of the Werewolf. The setting is the tiny village of Tille, France. A terrified young lady is running for her life and Inspector Lineau spots her in the woods. Grabbing her arm, he secures her and forces an explanation. She relates that while walking in the woods she saw a shadowy figure that appeared to be in pain. She then witnessed it turn from a man to a wolf. Lineau spots the sinister form but can hardly credit his eyes. A wolf, here? Certain they’d all been eradicated hundreds of years ago, he’s nonplussed. But when they hear screams, the pair find another person ripped to shreds, the local “poacher”, and his stolen rabbit on the ground untouched by the wolf. Escorting the Ms. Grande to her father, an occultist, they find another person already at the doorstep, knocking. Her father opens the door to admit Gerard Kerch (whose name reminds me of author Gerald Kersh; coincidence?) and then in walks Inspector Lineau with the girl. They relate the facts as they know them and her father suggests it was a werewolf. More deaths occur in typical sensational style. The story concludes with Kerch shaken when his betrothed is brought in on a stretcher, bloodied and very dead. He’s certain the girl’s father is the werewolf, after all, he is always pale and weak and then seems alive and vibrant after each death. Calling to the townspeople and conveying his feelings, they grab weapons and storm Grande’s cottage, dragging the man out to be hung. Grande claims to know some secret incantation to reveal the werewolf’s true identity, forcing it to transform. Kerch remarks this is idiotic and yet, Grande utters the words (whatever they are, the author doesn’t reveal) and suddenly, to no reader’s surprise, it is Kerch who transforms. The village people, already incensed, go insane and batter the werewolf. The girl begs Lineau to use his service revolver to put Kerch out of his misery just as a fireplace poker bangs down upon Kerch’s skull. Lineau inserts himself and kills Kerch.

Thomas Narsen is our final guise for Mrs. J. O. Arnold. The Tank was published in the Derbyshire Advertiser and Journal (14 February 1930) as part of their Estrange Experiences series. I’m beginning to think I ought to locate some cheap copies of her assorted supernatural novels. Has anyone ever read her books? I’d love to hear your thoughts about her stories. A ruined relic of the War (aka: The Great War, aka, WW1) is given to a seaport town but they don’t want it. “It” is a demolished wreck of an English tank. Relocated inland to an isolated town, the war survivors find it interesting. None of them served in the tank corps but have stories surrounding them. Then, one night, at the local pub, one tells tales of an eerie blue light emanating from the tank on the hill. Doubters call him drunk or fun him, but when a “tramp” steps forward and informs one and all dead-sober he’s not only seen the light but heard voices singing their old war hero tunes, the laughter dies away. The town distrusts tramps (foreigners) and the narrator interrogates the man. To him, he finds the man indeed did serve in the War. Time passes and the tales grow worse and more and more see the blue light and hear the singing. They are fearful of the tank. The narrator decides to investigate at night with his lantern when the “tramp” runs up to him, begging him not to go. He confesses that he created the light and singing. Why? Well, tramping along, penniless and homeless, he was surprised to see the tank. Recognizing the tank’s number as one intimately, he relates that everyone inside died during the War. Taking advantage of the opportunity, he set inside as his temporary home and haunted it to keep snoops away. Only one problem. The tank’s dead took on a life of their own. Terrified, he runs away in fear and the narrator continues up the hill. His lantern’s light goes out (claims it ran out of fuel) and the blue light flames up and the singing commences. Nothing inside this time is causing the occurrence.

Her Eye on the Shadows is a two-page tale by married couple Patricia (Pat) & Peter Craig-Raymond. The protagonist is Angela Laine, and the story takes place in 1956. For the past year she has painted and rapidly sold a dozen identical “dark” paintings. They aren’t her style. Something or someone else has been possessing her hand, paint, brush, canvas, but signing her name to the works. She knows she has just finished the last work and is forced to pick up a thin blade and thrust it deep into her breast. That the tale takes place in 1956 is important as it firmly dates when the story was likely originally published, but the source is currently unknown (by me). Peter Craig Raymond (no hyphen?) was born 12 December 1931 and married Patricia (Pat) Lutley-Sandy in 1952. Peter wrote articles, was a magazine editor, wrote books, was a television host, a land investor, involved in football, and was as of the early 2000s, still alive. After which, I lose his trail. He’s credited with editing Beautiful Britons, a gentleman’s magazine published by Town & Country during the 1950s with photos of girls. There are also four books to his credit: one on English dancer Roland Petit (Losely Hurst Publishing, 1953) and a book on an English dancer, Victor Silvester’s Album (Centaur Press, 1955), and two further concerning dancing, being Your Child in Ballet (Ballet Publications, 1954) and So You Want to Be a Ballerina (Colin Venton, 1956). All of which leaves me bewildered that I can’t solidly place my finger on the author’s identity. So, four books on dancing, and editor of a gentleman’s magazine of English lovelies? He also contributed articles to Ballet Today. 1960 he is listed as managing director of Triumph Foundations. A 1961 article notes he just returned from New York City with his “actress wife” Pat. Then in 1962 he seems to have formed the Sumnorth Property Company which suggests PCR was trying to sell land or investment opportunities in Brazil! Another article in conjunction with the Brazil land-offer suggests he is a wealthy football (soccer) fan and was a team manager. He turns up on the British Film Institute site as a presenter to the television series Stars in the West for 1961-1962. The married couple had 3 children: Lee Craig-Raymond (1952), Vaune Craig-Raymond (1956), and Tay Orr P. Craig-Raymond (13 May 1968, dead 1979). Vaune married Barry Hodgetts in 1981 and Lee married Alan Lewis in 1987.

Alan Crooper supplies I Wore a Black Ring! and the tale initially takes place during WWII. The unnamed narrator is a radar officer in the R.A.F. and stationed on Akyab island, which is near Burma. He’s assigned to maintain cleanliness and tries to assign the duties to various Indians with little luck. Nabbing a Mahratti, he orders him to clean the latrines. Days later, he learns the man hasn’t done the job at all. Days later, our narrator is posted to Ceylon and discovers the same Mahratti present, trailing him about. Eventually the pair come together, and the Mahratti presents him with a black elephant hair ring, stating it will give the wearer good luck once, and then it will be returned to the Mahratti. Say what? “It” will return to the original owner? The man doesn’t want it, but refusal would be an insult. He slips it on and discovers that he can’t take it off, no matter what lubricant he tries. Time passes, the war ends, and he hooks up with some old mates and they decide to go rock climbing. Obtaining their gear and wheels, they begin their adventure. Only, the car continuously finds all manner of ways to not cooperate. Tire problems, engine problems, steering column woes, etc. It’s an absurdity of calamities which begin to wear on the reader (myself) as the story progresses from the Weird to the Comedic. I don’t fancy the two together, unless it’s entirely clear the story is meant to be a comedy. They eventually come across a car looking for a tow; they tie their climbing rope to the car and tug it along. Only, the rope splits! They discover the rope was damaged and had they used the rope to climb, as intended, they’d either come to harm or likely death! Returning home, the narrator’s wife asks what became of his black ring. He’s stymied. When did he lose it on the journey? Matters come to a head when he receives a redirected letter, sent to him from the Mahratti explaining he’s happy to have his ring back and that he’s glad that it performed its function pleasantly for the narrator, who now realizes the black ring saved his life. Now, there does not appear to ever have been anyone by the name of Alan Crooper in existence. I suspect this story was originally published in Singapore, Burma, or somewhere else in that region of the world, but who knows?

F. J. Taylor’s The Empty Platform is a two-page vignette; the narrator discovers he likely was arguing with a ghost as to what time a train would arrive. He learns from the ticket collector the time in which the ghost requested hasn’t arrived in years since a train accident. He recalls the incident well for a man was waiting on the train platform for his love to arrive. When she died in the smash-up, he committed suicide. The story was reprinted in the 7 February 1959 edition of the South Yorkshire Times and Mexborough & Swinton Times.

River Mist by K. S. Choong debuted in the Sunday Standard (Singapore) 15 January 1956, originally as The Monster of the Highlands by Michael Choong. The tale opens with Abdul explaining events leading up to the deaths of three Europeans to police investigator Corporal Ramir. One female and two men are dead. Abdul relates that he overheard their entire conversation the prior day. The woman had claimed to have heard voices commanding her to leap through the mist into the river below. This would be certain death. Local lore suggests a serpent or prehistoric being lives in those waters. The one man believes her story and wishes to investigate. She begs he doesn’t. The doctor suggests she hears nothing but her own desires. Abdul suggests that no mysterious being actually slew the trio. He thinks the older man slipped, fell, and died. The Corporal indeed notes he has a broken leg and could have died as suggested. Abdul then suspects the woman lost her mind, picked up a large rock and clubbed the other over the head. Then she killed herself. Corporal Ramir suspects otherwise and states Abdul is a liar and a thief, that he snuck up and killed all of them for their money, as he has a history of being a noted liar. Abdul panics, steps back away from the Ramir, and falls through the mist to his death into the river. Mingled with his dwindling screams, Ramir is certain he hears another noise. His imagination, or, is there really a supernatural presence?

K. S. Choong and Michael Choong are both aliases for Choong Kok Swee and he was born 9 September 1920 in Penang, Malaysia and died in 1987. He was married to Barbara Joo Keong. He received his education at St. Xavier’s Institution. Monsoon Magazine editor and publisher in 1945. During the 1950s he was editor of the Pinang Gazette and the Pinang Sunday Gazette. His wife in 1955 won the $2,500 prize contest for solving a puzzle in The Straits Times. In 1971 he was the first editor-in-chief of Malaysia’s The Star newspaper which was modeled on UK’s tabloid The Sun. The oldest fiction story I’ve traced by Choong appears in Singapore’s Sunday Tribune (18 May 1941) titled The Dead Cert.

The rear cover features the poem “Witches Song” by Tiberius. Its earliest known publication was the British magazine Weird World No. 2, 1956. However, while both editions feature the same text, confusion arises when I discovered that a later edition surfaces with twice as much text! The later publication appears on Page 18 in Essayan (Summer 1962), a magazine for Eccles Grammar School. The poem is titled Witches’ Song but it is not credited to Tiberius; it credited to student “D. Brown”. I’d love to track down the student and ask them where precisely they located this longer version. Eccles Grammar School no longer exists; it was merged into another school. I wrote them but [sadly] never received a reply.

Now, a “Tiberius” did turn up in the American literary magazine called Driftwind, which is notable for having published poetry by H. P. Lovecraft. Most of those issues have never been indexed. Could our Tiberius be from this publication?

PHANTOM [Vol. 1 No. 1, 1957] a weird stories magazine

YARD LENGTHS: 5 Detective Stories by Donald Shoubridge

In 1946, Pendulum Publications released Yard Lengths, a collection of five detective stories by Donald Shoubridge, the first issue in their short-lived Pendulum Popular Detective Series. The approximate paperback dimensions are 4.75 x 5.75 inches, and contains 120 pages. The cover art is not signed, but features a silhouetted man smoking a cigarette with a drawn gun in one hand. The title refers to Scotland Yard, naturally.

The contents below include the pages each story spans. I was not able to trace each story’s original source of publication.

  • (3-25) Murder of the Month
  • (25-53) The Case of the Municipal Poet
  • (54-61) Hot Water
  • (62-86) The Man Who Died Too Easily
  • (86-118) The Case of the Property Gun

In Murder of the Month, sales of the Comet are down, and no crime has been reported. The owner calls Comet editor Lloyd Davies in his office and demands answers. Turns out the newspaper has not featured a nice juicy crime or murder in q long while. Readers love crime. Yates Morgan is in charge of the crime column on the Comet newspaper, and his career is to come to an abrupt end should no decent crime headline the Comet. While tossing darts, he smartly offers to kill the Comet’s owner. The month is coming to a close, when Yates has another person phone in a message that he is hot on a crime and will report back in later. Then, mysteriously, the owner is found dead in his office, with a dart lodged against his skull. Scotland Yard’s Chief-Inspector Standiford enters the bloody scene, performs an examination, calls in the coroner, etc., and interviews all relevant persons. Who saw the owner last? The editor. When was Yates last scene? Days ago, reportedly out on a case. The dart? Yates was a master dart tosser, and deadly accurate. A girl with romantic ties to Yates assures he is not capable of murder. Standiford can’t confirm that, but he is 100% certain Yates can’t have used a dart to murder the owner. In order to pull it off, he had to hurl it through the open office window with great force. True dart tossers due not forcefully hurl darts. In the end, Scotland Yard sets a trap that leads to the editor leading them to a derelict warehouse, where the drugged Yates is discovered, slated for death.

In The Case of the Municipal Poet Miss Adams visits Scotland Yard to look into, and overrule the verdict of the local police, coroner’s report, jury, hell, even a suicide note, etc., regarding the death of Leonard May. The Yard send out Detective-Inspector Henderson to satisfy Miss Adams, despite the fact they are assured that May indeed did commit suicide. The story eventually boils down to murder…of course. Seems a friend (Stevenson) was deeply in debt and contract May to write a novel, including a suicide scene, which the friend submitted as his own…and was accepted! Well, clearly May had to be removed from the financial equation. He climbed the wall, broken a chip from the bricked sill, and Henderson knew from that moment that someone had climbed in. The friend utilized the suicide scene but had May rewrite one on fresh paper, and kept it until it could be put to use. Stevenson is missing; turns out he fled to another city. He’s eventually tracked down and surrounded, but smugly boasts he can’t be tried for May’s murder since it was already settled as suicide. Henderson announces he has no intention of arresting him on the murder charge. Fraud will do…for the moment. Stevenson realizes the charge of fraud will be merely a preliminary to facing a murder rap, and a hanging.

Detective-Sergeant Mason isn’t satisfied with the accidental death of elderly Colonel Russell. Mason simply can’t wrap his mind around the old man going to take his regular bath, slip and bang his noodle on the “geyser” (faucet), and eventually drown while unconscious. Something doesn’t jive: the bath water is still quite warm. Certain the servant Collins was responsible, Mason utilizes Isaac Newton’s Law of Cooling, and discovers the bath water couldn’t possibly be as warm as it was hours later if Collins had drawn the bath when he did. Clearly, Collins bumped the old man off over the head, spread blood on the geyser, and turned on the water after Colonel Russell had already had his bath. Seems that Collins is the one in Hot Water….

Mr. Baxter is a man who hasn’t had a good night of sleep in a long time but has finally found it at the Spraypoint Private Hotel. Pleased to have sound sleep, he’s contracted to stay on in Room 9 for many more months. Proprietress Miss Ames is pleased. She hasn’t had steady income and for once, she has secured 11 winter residents. All debts paid! Then Room 9’s neighbor (Mrs. Belling) proclaims that Baxter has kept her up all night with his constant moving about. Ames is nonplussed. How can he keep her awake when Baxter just professed to a full night of sleep? Something smells wrong here, but Miss Ames aims to retain Mrs. Belling as an occupant. Miss Ames moves Mrs. Belling into Room 5. Remarkably, a traveling couple by the name of Mr. and Mrs. Wallace arrive and demand a room. The only room available is Mrs. Belling’s forfeited room, which isn’t readied yet. They don’t care. No rush. So Miss Ames readies the room and they move in. The next morning, the chambermaid discovers a very dead Mr. Baxter. She runs to Mrs. Ames, who worries about the negative publicity of a dead man. The local doctor suggests natural causes, death by heart attack. But Miss Ames, a former nurse, is not satisfied with The Man Who Died Too Easily. She has never seen a heart attack case in which the person did not disturb their sheets. In fact, Baxter looks calm, and the sheets are smooth. Eventually she convinces the doctor to bring in the police. The Wallaces refuse to remain in the hotel after hearing hotel gossip of Baxter’s death. She asks if they slept well, to which they say they did. Yet, both look like they hadn’t a night of sleep, haggard expressions on both. They pay and Miss Ames leaves them, feigning she needs to go make change. While gone, the Wallaces decide to depart rather than wait for their change. I won’t ruin a perfectly good plot with details, but it runs like a good Agatha Christie mystery, entwining various parties to secure Baxter’s death. The down-low is Baxter led a rather unscrupulous life as a young man, getting involved with wealthy women, securing their funds and vanishing. Well, the heirs of one elderly woman spent time locating Baxter, as the Will provided they would not get the estate until Baxter himself passed away. With one of the assassins being diabetic, they injected insulin into Baxter. The affects of an insulin overdose in a person with not enough sugar in their system is that they simply fade away and die…

The final case present in this collection is The Case of the Property Gun once more features Chief-Inspector Standiford. Invited by Major Kerring to attend a locally enacted crime-play with him, Kerring is embarrassed to watch a horrible presentation unfold before his eyes with Standiford as his guest, who has never attended a crime-play prior. The principal actor (Nigel Brook) continuously makes mistakes and finally at the close of the first part, the curtains close. It is announced that Brook took ill and was sent home. Rather than end the play, the producer, Robert Morgan, assumes Nigel Brook’s role, being fully versed in all the actor’s roles. In the ensuing love-triangle betrayal scene, the wronged husband walks in, and wielding a revolver, fires twice at point-blank range. Stunningly, the producer takes two very real bullets to his body, and dies immediately on the stage. Kerring and Standiford realize that the following scenes are not part of the play and leap into action. Thus ensues a wide variety of interviews and cross-examinations, including Standiford instructing all members of the cast to reenact their every date-stamped move during the course of the day, so that Standiford may discover who had the time to switch out the fakes for two live rounds. Our author Donald Shoubridge tries his best to misdirect the reader into agreeing with Standiford’s conclusions, but I had earlier on already suspected that the reportedly ill Nigel Brook played his best role: he faked his illness and swapped out the bullets himself, knowing full well that Robert Morgan would assume his role. He needed the man out of the way, because the romantic interest he played on stage was his real-life love interest. However, she wasn’t the least bit interested in he! She is in love with Robert Morgan. Standiford discovers his mistake once the love-triangle is revealed, and Nigel Brook escapes a right proper hanging by making a significant drop of his own, out a window to a very rapid deathly splat far below….

Honestly, I started out not enjoying the first story, but as I read each successive tale, I found myself immersed in Donald Shoubridge’s world, and thoroughly looking forward to tackling the next crime. Many writers back then wrote simple, straight-forward crimes with a simple honest conclusion. No twist. Shoubridge manages to eke out twists and turns whenever possible, enough to maintain my interest.

But first: who is Donald Shoubridge?
He doesn’t appear on the UK Birth-Marriage-Death Index site nor on Family Search, although there are plenty of persons bearing the surname. Shoubridge authored many stories from 1935 to 1940; did the author die in 1940, during World War Two? Hopefully a relation to the author may one day discover this blog and reveal more details. But, with 1940 as a starting point, I searched for any possible Shoubridge dying between 1940 and 1941.

Two possibles came back:

  1. Charles Alfred Shoubridge (Jan 1858 – Dec 1940)
    Teddington, London Borough of Richmond upon Thames
  2. Kenneth Ray Shoubridge (unknown – 28 April 1941)
    Torpoint, Cornwall Unitary Authority, Cornwall
    Sapper with the Royal Engineers

Neither grave record mentioned author, so I leave both men as thus.

Now, I was surprised to find Chief-Inspector Standiford making a second appearance. Was Standiford a recurring character in any other stories? When I decided to research Standiford, on a whim, color me surprised to discover less than a handful of persons by that name alive during the 1800s in England! The name seems honestly to have died out by 1870.

However, one Ray A. Standiford marriage shows up in 1945 to Dora Fisher. Where on earth did he come from? I couldn’t find a birth in the UK for him, so I turned to Dora. The FamilySearch site showed that she immigrated as a British citizen to America in 1951, with a 4-year old daughter, Linda, who herself had an American passport! Their destination was 3715 Huntington Avenue, Covington, Kentucky. Linda’s American passport opened new doors. Clearly Ray is an American citizen. So I switched to FindaGrave and found that Linda died in Riverside, California. Born in 1922, she died 2012, and is linked to Ray Alexander Standiford. He was born 23 July 1923 in Kentucky and died 12 November 1992 in Riverside, California. He likely enlisted or was drafted for WW2 and met Dora was in England. Clearly, this Standiford could NOT be Donald Shoubridge, whose earliest known works appear in 1935. Ray would have been a young teen. Still, in 1945, he did marry Englishwoman Dora Fisher when he was aged 21. Likely he was there during the war years. Ray’s father was Charles, likewise born in Kentucky, in 1882. I was hoping that records would indicate he was born in England, or his wife was. Alas, no luck!

So, if the Standiford name was already dead in England by 1870 (assuming no others are missing from the Birth/Death index) then how on earth did the pseudonymous Donald Shoubridge learn of the name? Could the author be somehow related to the Standiford line? It seems unlikely, but so does using a surname that hadn’t actively existed for fifty years! I genuinely hope somehow, someway, someone out there in the world can solve this mystery!

YARD LENGTHS: 5 Detective Stories by Donald Shoubridge

So Only Mugs Work by Frank Griffin

So Only Mugs Work

So Only Mugs Work by Frank Griffin was published by Hamilton & Co. This book is not recorded in Whitaker’s Index, nor the British Library, nor WorldCat. So, its actual date of publication is a complete guess, but I would hazard to say circa 1946-1949. The cover art is by H. W. Perl.

I’ve covered Frank Griffin two prior times, so I won’t delve into his past again. Feel free to click on his name in the tagged location to read the other prior posts. I’ve more Griffin books to blog and unlike many other English authors of the mushroom-publisher era, he was quite competent.

So Only Mugs Work spans 46 pages, beginning on Page 1; page 47 features the story’s blurb, while 48 was left entirely blank. Not unusual, but a total waste of space to advertise other titles similarly published by Hamilton & Co., a publisher who would survive the mushroom boom as Panther Books. Some advertisements would have helped date this book.

Chapter One: Two men enter the private offices of elderly Mr. Martin. On their way up the steps nobody impedes their progress, not even aged caretaker Jules. They are met by Mr. Martin’s secretary, Miss Waters. When asked for their names, they supply “Mr. Jones” and “Mr. Smith.” She’s dubious, to say the least. They don’t have an appointment. They want to see Mr. Martin about some land. A lot of land. And willing to pay. She walks into the adjoining room, broaches the topic, and her opinion. Mr. Martin is a complete prick towards her. She’s not paid to think. She admits them. It’s quiet in there. Door opens. All three depart. Mr. Martin doesn’t say a word to her. Quite strange, to leave with the pair without saying a word, etc. Screw the odd bastard. He treated her cruelly. She could care less.

Hours pass. Another group of men arrive. They don’t like to learn that Mr. Martin has departed with two other men. Who were they? She doesn’t know. The apparent leader describes them. She’s shocked; the descriptions match. They take her hostage.

Chapter Two: Enter Lucien Ropps, a wealthy and eccentric young man. He has bookcases and rooms loaded with every form of book associated with criminology. It’s his hobby, his passion. Does he have a real job? Hell if I know! This is a thriller. Plots be damned! Such things don’t matter! He’s despised by the police for publicly criticizing the fingerprint system of classifying crooks. Lucien has a secretary of his own, the lovely Mavis Thompson. They are closing for the day and Lucien offers to drive her across town to hook up with her friend, Miss Pearl Waters. So they drive, and Mavis is upset to discover Pearl is not present. They always meet at the same spot. Annoyed, Lucien drives to Pearl’s employment; Lucien picks up a discarded item outside, and they work their way upstairs, and into the offices. It’s a cinch something is wrong. The place has been torn apart. Lucien asks Mavis if Pearl wears a coat. Mavis acknowledges she does, depending on the day, and describes the sort she would have worn today. Lucien extracts from his pocket the object he picked up while coming in: a button. Mavis gasps! It’s from Pearl’s coat!

The story becomes a jumble of exciting chapters, loads of action and adventure, mixing with the scum of the underworld, etc. More absurd coincidences, but this is a work of fiction and I’m eating this shit up, I tell you.

Lucien eventually gets involved in a bar shootout, follows a group of unscrupulous souls via automobile, loses them briefly, discovers their turnoff, and proceeds to a dimly-lit large house. Breaks in, finds a gun moll, ties her up. Meanwhile, another car arrives and a gang-war ensues. Lead flies, blood flies, bodies die. Lucien discovers that the gangs are each after a suitcase filled with cash, unreported cash, a lifetime of savings that never was held by the bank. Lucien finds Mr. Martin in the basement beaten to a bloody pulp and he imparts one passing remark before dying: win.

Meanwhile, the gun moll is untied by another woman who served time. She was at the club shooting and hopped a ride with Lucien with an interest towards seeing where the ride led. She recognized the men that escaped and knows the gun moll was associated with them. She’s convinced that woman rolled over to the cops and fed them information that led to her own incarceration. She’s out for blood. After untying her, she decides that while the bullets fly throughout the house to exact her revenge. But the moll escapes; bludgeoned and afraid for her life, she flees downstairs into the arms of the opposition. They escort her out and to their secret hideaway. While tied down to a table, the leader becomes violently intoxicated and makes sexual advances. She attempts to remove his nose with her teeth and he consumes more liquor and the rest is left to our own perverted imagination. Later, one of his own crew comes in and is mortified by the bloodied remains of what used to be a gorgeous woman.

The gangs eventually wipe each other out, Lucien follows Mr. Martin’s whispered word “Win” to the man’s office and eventually discerns it could stand for “window.” There he finds a secret compartment, a rather large one, and upon popping it open, does not find what he expects. The suitcase of dough is missing. However, a gang member is dead, stabbed, and folded and stuffed in the compartment. Nonplussed, Lucien continues his search for the missing secretary at the other gang’s hideout.

Breaking in, he shoots it out with various villains, finds the missing secretary. During the rescue effort, he’s cornered in the room and about to die when a police lieutenant following one of Lucien’s prior leads bursts in and shoots Lucien’s would-be killer dead.

All the gang members are dead or captured, and yet, one mystery remains: what became of Mr. Martin’s loot? Well, Lucien returns to the scene of the crime, and with the lieutenant in tow, certain that Lucien is himself guilty of appropriating the funds and breaking numerous laws. Well, yeah, he did. Lucien eventually hunts up the building’s aged caretaker. He’s heard mucking about down in the basement, and the lieutenant foolishly hollers down, asking if he is present. Lucien is frustrated by the lieutenant alerting the caretaker of their presence; Lucien leaps down into the dark recesses and comes face to face with a madman shoveling wads of dough into the furnace, cackling that money is a sin.

A very unusual novel, one with loads more plot twists and turns than I remotely came close to touching upon, but let me tell you, if you have an interest in British crime thrillers, and aren’t blinded by reading only bullshit New York Times bestseller big names, then have fun trying to track down a copy of So Only Mugs Work. I’d love to hear your own thoughts.

So Only Mugs Work by Frank Griffin

Death on Post No. 7 by Frank Gruber

Death on Post No. 7 by Frank Gruber here is published in England by T. V. Boardman / The Popular Press Ltd. in 1951. The cover artist is not their regular illustrator, Denis McLoughlin, nor do I recognize the style. This was published as No. 134 in the Pocket Reader Series and labeled on the cover as a Quick Action Detective. It certainly is a quick, easy, smoothly written story with a fast pace.

The Pocket Reader series officially began with 101 and concluded at 134. FictionMags doesn’t have 134 recorded at all; rather, they have 101-133 noted. The last four issues are quite scarce and are not printed as by T. V. Boardman. In fact, Boardman changed the publisher to appear as The Popular Press, Limited., but ran an ad behind the front cover for T. V. Boardman’s series of Red Arrow Books.

This issue contains two stories. The lead novella or novel spans pages 3 to 58. Death on Post No. 7 debuted as a two-part novella in Street & Smith’s Detective Story Magazine (April and May 1941) and was reprinted in the anthology The Third Mystery Book (USA: Farrar & Rinehart, 1941). The filler story begins on page 59 and concludes on 64, being Dan Gordon’s Light Up the Graveyard! originally from Detective Tales, September 1949, a flashy story title that means absolutely nothing.

Danny Higgins is drafted into the army despite his outside connections. Having been hazed and beaten by Sergeant Slattery’s meaty fists, Danny is determined to go AWOL. But upon attempting to sneak out of his barracks, he spots a light on in a room. Trying to peek in, the door opens and he’s knocked out. When he comes to, the person and what he briefly spotted in the room are missing. Departing in an effort to continue his escape, he runs into another ranking official, only to discover this is a person he knew on the outside, police Lieutenant Shannon. Blowing off steam, Danny reveals his plans to AWOL after Slattery has been abusive and the K.O. he took after spotting a man working a radio in secret. Shannon is aware of illegal radio communications transpiring on base but they had yet to decipher the transmission or where it was coming from. With this fresh data, Shannon secretly enlists Danny’s aid to trying to discover the spy, for what is presently unknown to all on base, a scientist is soon arriving to demonstrate a secret formula designed to increase the distance of ammunition and it can penetrate walls and metal. But when Danny pulls nightshift walking the grounds and stumbles across a corpse, it’s not long before more corpses begin piling up and Shannon finds himself in the crosshairs of a sniper firing from an insane distance with wall-penetrating bullets! He breaks into the scientist’s room and discovers that a handful of bullets are missing, and the man’s dog slain. The rest of the story I won’t divulge as this story is readily available, but it’s a humdinger. Granted, anyone with commonsense would know that much of the plot runs against regulations, but back in 1940s wartime USA, this story would have translated nicely to the big screen as a short feature film.

The filler story by Dan Gordon made me wish I hadn’t read it. I’ve never been impressed by Dan Gordon, who was married to the better qualified crime writer Richard Wormser’s sister. The story: big city Eddie knows the massive laboratory in the remote country should eventually create a big-money sensation. Walking into a small local eatery/dive, he plays up to Eva and she falls for him. Time passes, he wants to go in 50/50 as partners, and she adds that whoever dies first, the other gets the whole business. He wasn’t planning on murder, but now, the thought certainly permeates his mind. Going to a cliff, he stands by the side with the intention of luring Eva to the edge and giving her a shove. Instead, the ground collapses under his own feet and he slides and tumbles and finds the earth shift above and avalanche down, burying him deep. Eva jumps into a nearby earth-mover, which remarkably has the keys still in the ignition, and even more remarkable, operates it, dipping the scoop under Eddie and digging him out, saving his life. He decides wealth isn’t worth the murder and is now clearly in debt to Eva, and in love.

Now, Richard Wormser wrote some fun, clever crime novels, and if you haven’t read his works, some I would recommend over others, such as Drive East on 66 (which is Route 66, btw) and A Nice Girl Like You. Some older 1930s novels he wrote feature communists / socialists but are quite good reads, especially the sequel, in which a female commie from the first novel finds herself as the protagonist trying to solve a crime before the police potentially slap her in the slammer. If you can overlook those background issues, it’s damnably good, whereas his magnum opus Pass Through Manhattan is a lengthy sleeper, but basically a plot that involves how one person’s life affects another, another, another, another, and eventually we run into a cosmic overlap in all their lives. We’ve seen this modernly in various movies, too.

Death on Post No. 7 by Frank Gruber

NEXT STOP, THE MORGUE by Bevis Winter (the fourth Steve Craig thriller)

Next Stop–The Morgue is the fourth (of 9) Steve Craig private-eye thriller, published by Herbert Jenkins Ltd. in 1956.

The blurb on the jacket reads:

Craig is hired by an uncommunicative character to keep an eye on his daughter.
The girl turns out not to be the man’s daughter, but she certainly bears watching.
Then Craig’s client dies in peculiar circumstances.
It looks like murder to Craig, and from half a dozen suspects with
ready-made motives he begins to comb the facts. But it is not all hard graft.
The girls in the case are shapely and disposed to be clinging; and Steve,
ever-ready to mix business with pleasure, does little to discourage them.
Kitty, knowing the symptoms, first purrs warningly and then shows her
manicured claws. Money, vice and scandal spice this story which starts
with the suspected murder of a mystery-man and ends with
the death of an alluring nymphomaniac
.”

Well, that blurb isn’t entirely accurate. Kitty certainly doesn’t sharpen her claws on any competition. She scarcely shows sexual interest in Craig. And I’d hardly call the alluring girl a nympho, though she certainly utilizes her feminine abilities to get her way. The rest of the blurb concisely gives you the low-down, but leaves out a whole bunch at the same time. And I plan on doing the same, in case someone plans on obtaining a copy to read. But who cares when they are drooling over that luscious red-head doll-baby on the dustjacket? Without further ado, let’s provide some additional plot-fodder.

NEXT STOP THE MORGUE cover

The story opens with an exhausted Steve Craig at home, tired and hungry. The doorbell rings. He opens it. An older gentleman (Daneston) enters, and hires Steve Craig to follow his daughter (Constance) discreetly. Steve accepts the assignment for $500 cash. Departing, Daneston enters the elevator and a young, lovely lady steps onto Steve’s floor. She seems to be searching for the right door, when Steve offers assistance. He’s convinced she is looking for someone named Dickerson (must be a neighbor, introduced in a prior novel) but she wants him!

Seems she has a problem with some guy blackmailing her, and she wants a strong man to make sure he leaves her alone after she pays. Steve ends up hijacked by Marcia Van Bergen and driven to her house-party. There is no blackmailer. Firing his ire further is the discovery that his own secretary (Kitty) aided in the deceit. Irritated, tired, and still hungry, Kitty placates his mood by insisting he stay for the party and enjoy the complimentary food.

Steve relents, and eventually is introduced to the younger sister (Betty) for whom the party is hosted. Left alone with her for a moment, he makes small-talk and offers to dance with her, only to rebuffed. Thinking she is a snob, he is later informed that she is actually paralyzed from the waist down.

Embarrassed, Steve seeks to apologize for his ignorance, only to stumble upon her outside in the dark, talking to a strong man named Marcus. Calling to her in the dark, he finds himself physically assaulted by this behemoth of a brute and knocked unconscious. Waking ten minutes later, he borrows a Caddy and returns home, to sleep and recuperate.

The next day, Steve assumes his role trailing Daneston’s daughter (Constance) all over town. She eventually leads him to a young man (Mike Larkman) involved in an aquatic job, something along the line of the famous Billy Rose’s Aquacade, which involves swimming, music, and dance. He’s young, fit, and good-looking.

Departing, her vehicular meanderings finally lands him at a remote, rural barn. He abandons his wheels and hikes on foot. Entering stealthily, he hears voices on the next level. Climbing a ladder, he sees Constance stroking and caressing a huge beast of a man. He appears to be an imbecile (and, yes, he is). To his disgust he watches as she kisses him. Ironically, he notices she is equally repulsed. She appears to be gearing him up for something awful, trying to increase his anger at someone. But who? Why? To what purpose? He slowly eases himself back down the ladder when it becomes apparent that Constance intends to leave, but Steve makes too much noise. They hear him and he hauls butt, only to be pursued by the behemoth, who turns out to be Marcus, the same man who assaulted him at the party!

Having lost track of his car in the dark, he’s overtaken but manages to escape. Next day, he goes to report to Daneston and finds him arguing with a young man wielding a gun. Entering, he breaks up the confrontation and goes so far as to disarm the hoodlum, who appears to be blackmailing Daneston to the tune of thousands of dollars.

Getting rid of him, Steve tells Daneston that Constance isn’t his daughter, that she’s actually Daneston’s much, much, MUCH younger wife! She’s 34 years younger. And was formerly his secretary for a good while. Not divulging his knowledge up to then of Constance’s moves, he stays on the job and follows her the next day to a remote cabin and finds Constance and aqua-boy Larkman having sex. Disgusted, Steve realizes the case is essentially done. He detests divorce case investigations. He wants out.

Next day, he calls Daneston, deciding to hand back what remains of the unspent $500 and quit the assignment, only to learn Daneston swan-dived off his balcony and went splat. Visiting the apartment, he walks in and speaks with the police and family doctor. Steve’s convinced that someone tossed Daneston over the balcony, and that while Daneston’s medication does make him drowsy, wasn’t sufficient for the mishap. Plus, Constance, the widow, is feigning to be distraught; Steve walks into her bedroom and finds her on the bed, with the doctor leaning over her, making out! That’s now her ex-husband, Larkman, Marcus, and the “good” family doctor she’s locked lips with. Good grief.

More things don’t add up (would hardly be a detective novel if they did) and he wants to know more about Marcus, the imbecile. Constance was winding Marcus up for something. Murder? He could have tossed Daneston over the balcony. But, why? Clearly Constance inherits, plus life insurance, etc.  But what does Marcus get out it? Her? Maybe he thinks so, but no way in hell is she keeping that date!

Next day, Steve decides to visit Betty, the paralyzed girl. He learns that Betty and Marcus scarcely know each other. Marcus works at a farm run by an elderly couple. She, being crippled, tries to relate to the introverted, quiet Marcus. Eventually they hit it off, and Steve learns that Marcus has taken Betty for rides in his beat-up delivery truck, etc. Nothing more, nothing less. Betty insists that Marcus is not capable of violence, except in a protective manner. Then why assault Steve that night at the party? Betty informs him that her sister does not approve of Betty mixing with Marcus, and he was worried Steve had seen too much.

Not convinced, Steve trips out to the barn at night, to discover a corpse tossed against a fence. Turning on his flashlight, he gazes upon the beaten and throttled Constance. Looks like Marcus lost control and strangled her to death after learning she wouldn’t keep her promise. Steve hears a scream and finds Marcus hauling another woman into the barn. Steve recognizes his own secretary, Kitty, as the victim! She came out there not wanting Steve to handle the beast alone, and, against his orders, she made the drive, but instead came upon Marcus in the dark. Steve eventually gets Kitty free of Marcus and ties him up to the sturdy ladder. Then he phones the police from the elderly couple’s home.

Betty learns of the arrest and arrives at the police station with a lawyer. They talk to the jailed Marcus and eventually gather that Marcus, just like Steve, accidentally came upon the corpse of Constance. In fear, he retreated, then heard a noise, and saw Kitty approaching. Fearing for her life, he grabbed her, smothered her mouth, and was secreting her into the barn for her own safety, fearing the murderer was still on the premises, especially since he saw Steve’s flashlight beam and believed Steve to be the culprit.

The police chief releases Marcus with the aid of additional facts. Constance had flesh under her nails from clawing her assailant. Marcus was scratch-free. Steve is annoyed at the embarrassment of having accused an innocent man of murder. We learn that Marcus was Daneston’s imbecile son, from his first marriage. That wife went insane and died in an asylum. Not wanting the son, he gave the boy to his late wife’s parents! Hence the elderly couple at the farm raising him.

There remains one last mission. Arrest the person that murdered Constance. That leaves only one person with a motive: aqua-boy Mike Larkman.

Steve revisits that isolated decrepit cabin and finds Larkman inside sitting against the wall, with not a care in the world. He confesses that his jealousy of Constance’s constant flirting with men incensed him. He even went so far as to catch her smooching Marcus! Confronting her outside the barn, the fiery Constance sent him into an insane frenzy. By the time they were finished arguing and pushing one another around, she was dead. Mortified at what he had done, he vacated.

Steve discovers that Larkman has overdosed on the late Daneston’s medication. Larkman is rapidly going from drowsy to unconscious. Lifting the dead-weight upon his shoulders, Steve hauls him out of the cabin and carries him to his car, then speeds to a ward six miles away. Instructing the doc what med the man overdosed on, they get to work pumping his stomach…so that he may live to die, properly, by execution.

A fun novel from start to finish, one I scarcely had the ability to set aside. Each concluding chapter begged me to read the next, and given that I tend to read at night, you can bet I lost hours of sleep each night. But, hey! how about a little bit of background on the author…

Following the conclusion of World War Two, Bevis Winter found work editing and publishing Stag, a humorous magazine, from 1946-1948. Between those years, he contributed articles and short stories to Stag and other publications, honing his literary skills. Following the publication in 1947 of Sad Laughter, a collection containing some of his humorous short stories, Bevis sold in 1948 his first thriller Redheads Are Poison, followed in 1949 with his second thriller, Make Mine Murder (blogged back in 2016).

An avalanche of novels flowed from his typewriter from 1950-1954, mostly under his alias: Al Bocca. With the mushroom-publishers going out of business due to harsh English fines, censorship, bannings, and jail sentences, Winter rapidly found work writing under his own name for the respectable publisher Herbert Jenkins, supplying them with nine Steve Craig thrillers. These have been translated worldwide into a variety of foreign languages. And much to my own personal delight, the late 2022 issue of Paperback Parade published by crime-collecting afficionado Gary Lovisi features a bibliography on Bevis Winter! And if you wish to read this novel, good luck! Some lucky person(s) purchased the few copies that were on ABE. Maybe they had an inside track to the Winter bibliography.

NEXT STOP, THE MORGUE by Bevis Winter (the fourth Steve Craig thriller)

“Killer’s Progress” by Frank Griffin (UK: Pendulum Publications, 1947)

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If you enjoy reading British gangster fiction, then this book is certainly up your alley. In fact, it is written and handled better than much of what I have read from the 1940s-1950s. Initially, I felt that Killer’s Progress had that rough, early Darcy Glinto portrayal of American gangster-ism about it. In other words, just another Brit writing slush about American gangsters, gleaned from books or movies. Yes, it is just that, however, the author, Frank Griffin, by this time, has now accumulated 2-years of developmental writing under his belt. His first novel, already blogged here, was Death Takes a Hand. That novel was atrocious. But that doesn’t mean it didn’t make for a mean read, and as a quasi-fan of Griffin’s criminal yarns, that didn’t stop me from finishing the poorly executed novel. Griffin was a work in progress.

Killer’s Progress runs 96-pages and was published in 1947 by Pendulum Publications. The cover art is unsigned, but may be the work of Bob Wilkin or Philip Mendoza. Regarding the cover art? I’ve no idea what it has to do with the novel, save for symbolism.

The opening pages trace the origins of a young British boy who would grow up to join an American mob gang in Chicago. Born Angelo Antonio Spirelli, the young lad is different from others in that he scarcely shows emotion, even when informed by his father that his mother is dying. Stealing some flowers from a nearby grave stone, he sneaks to the grave of his mother and deposits them. His first theft. A week goes by and his father, despondent over the passing of his loving wife, fails to return to work and blows his brains out. Sent to live with his brutish uncle and abrasive aunt, young “Tony” plans his escape.

Fleeing from the premises, he joins a seafaring vessel at age 17. Large and husky for his age, he has no problem passing for an older boy. Sailing for South America, he is introduced to the various lower denizens of colorful “life,” as it were. In five months, he is hardened into a shell of a man, but with much personality and well-developed muscles.

On returning to Liverpool, he draws his ships’ wages, and departs. Having seen what liquor can do to a man, he steadfastly has kept away from the bottle the entire time, and has built up quite a wallet. However, life at sea has not prepared him for life on land, and he is about to learn a tough lesson from unscrupulous prostitutes. Preying on his loneliness and masculinity, he is convinced to drink heavily and his funds are stolen from him while quite drunk. Regaining his wits come morning, he awakens to find the gorgeous beauty of the nightly escapades sound asleep beside him to be quite ugly in the daylight.

Falling out of the stinky hole, he wanders the streets and eventually learns that his cash is gone. Worse yet, he hasn’t a clue where he slept. Realizing the girls were in a conspiracy to steal his wages, he slowly backtracks until he finds the rooms and demands his funds. But when a brute enters the scene, he finds he must not only match brawn but brains against an assailant that is used to handling young men of his type. Having taken a severe beating and nearly losing, Tony retaliates and pummels the man to death. Locating his lost wages, he also discovers a veritable fortune cached away by this miniature gang of hoodlums. He decides to steal all the stolen funds.

Assuming the identity now of Tony Spears, he takes up residence near Elephant and Castle, meets some lads his age at a bar and finds one of the boys picks his pocket. However, when the boys are set upon by a tough, Tony takes him down and tosses him into a shop window. The group runs away and the pickpocket sneaks the wallet back into Tony’s clothes. Tony is no dimwit by this time, and knew the first and second occurrence, and sets upon the man, thrashing him about.

Apologizing for the attempted theft, the boy confesses he returned the funds because Tony stood up to the man that accosted them, and that made them friends. But, when that young man’s girlfriend plays friendly with Tony, he discovers that he’s been outplayed again. He exacts vengeance upon the boy…then flees to America.

Arriving in America, he hooks up with distant relatives and witnesses a gang shooting. Entranced by the callous gun-play and fast cars, he rapidly joins a gang, moves quickly to a top position, but becomes foolishly embroiled in a love triangle, liquor, and dazzled by guns and murder and cash.

When an innocent blonde damsel shamelessly walks in with a bullshit tale about Tony’s boss being setup to be wiped out, Tony takes the bait. He sends his best friend out to tail the damsel, but the young man is returned to the gang dead, battered and bloody. That beating was clearly meant for Tony. Learning the gang leader is also missing, he loads up a car of gangsters and they hightail it to the mobster’s home only to find themselves trapped in a burning, fiery inferno. Everyone is wiped out, save for Tony (who ends up shot up) and his partner. They escape after mowing down the rival gang, and Tony is removed and takes a week to heal.

Frustrated at being played the fool, he gathers his guns and makes a final play. Tony realizes that he is foolishly in love with the false idolized image of the blonde, but can’t shake her from his mind. Busting into his old gangster base, he finds a lower tier bully in control. Tony is certain this cretin set him up from the beginning, especially when he finds the blonde with him!

Tony murders all the gang, and despite being shot to pieces and bloody, tries to attain the love and affection of the blonde. She thinks he is insane. Not realizing he is the innocent party, she pulls an automatic and shoots Tony Spears dead.

“Killer’s Progress” by Frank Griffin (UK: Pendulum Publications, 1947)

Dust on the Moon by Mary E. Horlbeck (Crown Novel Publishing: 1946)

CROWN Dust On The Moon
DUST ON THE MOON

Dust on the Moon was published in 1946 by Canadian publisher Crown Novel Publishing Company. It’s a pleasure to finally get around to presenting this scarce Crown publication.

eBay seller “sfconnection” located in Indianapolis listed a copy many years ago. That copy had two red splotches on the lower left cover, and is found on worthpoint.com. I was prompted to release this Crown entry when Canadian collector / researcher James Fitzpatrick (of the Fly-by-Night blog) recently purchased my spare copy of another Crown scarcity, Death on the Slow Draw by John Frederick and featured it July 2021 on his blog. I’m glad to have added to his collection. If you haven’t visited James’ page, drop in and enjoy. I do from time-to-time and enjoy his posts on obscure Canadian wartime era books, etc.

Written by Mary E. Horlbeck, she had scarcely any known ties to the pulps until a little over a decade ago, when someone moved into her home discovered an abandoned scrapbook filled with 138 rejection letters spanning 1933-1937. When precisely they found that scrapbook is unknown to me, but they eventually posted their discovery on the buckfifty.org blog. I highly recommend readers to visit that blog and read their investigations into Horlbeck’s past.

The blogger notes that during that 5-year span, there were 4 acceptance letters, but, fails to inform readers of their location, story title, date, etc. More amazing is that a family-member, a grandson, to be precise, actually stumbled across that blog and left a comment. I have left a comment on the blog in the hope that one day the grandson may continue their discussion with me, so we may have more complete information. (Update: A year transpired and nobody has ever reached out to me. I prepared my own blog early 2020 and waited all this time in the hopes of a reply).

Her known pulp appearances are noted below:

  • Rain-Sprite (ss) Thrilling Love, 1937 October
  • Jitterbug Jangle (ss) Street & Smith’s Love Story Magazine, 1939 July 29
  • Star for a Night (ss) Street & Smith’s Love Story Magazine, 1943 September 21
  • Love Happens that Way (ss) Exciting Love (Canada), 1944 Spring

Not simply satisfied with copying other people’s research (ever, in fact), I always perform my own research, based on what can be found online. Sources utilized include various birth and death indices, census data, draft registration cards, and graveyards. Any errors in my data below is purely from those sources.

Albin Horlbeck was first married to Inez (Ina) May TOMLIN (born 1892 Feb 7 and died 1925 Nov 2) prior to the 1930 census, and gave birth to 3 children. Six years later, Albin married Mary ADOLPHSON and she came into the family with one child of her own, Jacqueline. It’s unclear to me whether Mary’s surname is a maiden or married/widowed name.

According to the 1930 Census, the Horlbeck’s lived at 2552 Benton Street, Edgewater, Colorado.

  • HORLBECK, Albin (age 41)
  • Glen T. (age 15)
  • Earl N. (age 12)
  • Fern E. (age 6)
  • ADOLPHSON, Mary E. (age 25)
  • Jacqueline C. (age 6)

Albin Richard Horlbeck married Mary Elizabeth Adolphson in 1931.

According to the 1940 Census, the Horlbeck’s lived at 2552 Benton Street, Edgewater, Colorado:

  • HORLBECK, Albin (husband, age 51) born in Illinois
    — proprietor (vegetable juice extracting)
  • Mary (wife, age 36) born in Wisconsin
    — assistant (vegetable juice extracting)
  • Glenn (son, age 25) born in Colorado
    — sales engineer (mining machinery)
  • Earl (son, age 22) born in Colorado
  • Fern (daughter, age 16) born in Colorado
  • FREDRICKSON, Jacqueline (daughter, age 16) born in Colorado
    — librarian (high school librarian)

More specific births and deaths are noted below, where known:

  • Albin R. Horlbeck (1899 Feb 28 — 1967 Feb 22)
  • Mary E. Horlbeck (1905-1967)
  • Glenn Tomlin Horlbeck (1914 Nov 1 — 1993 Feb 7)
  • Earl Neil Horlbeck (1917 Jun 20 — 2005 May 13)
  • Fern (unknown)
  • Jacqueline (unknown)

The frontis notes that the novel is “Complete and Unexpurgated.” If Dust on the Moon had an earlier appearance, it may well have been in a newspaper supplement, such as the Toronto Star Weekly Complete Novel or the Toronto Star Weekly Magazine sections, or in America, via the big-city papers, or maybe even the various “slick” magazines, many for which have never been fully indexed. From her rejection letters, we know that she not only submitted to the pulpwood magazines, but, also the slicks.

The tale opens with U.S. Marshall Ken Farnum riding home to his father’s family ranch, having recently finished an exploit against some outlaws known as the “Jaggers”. They are mentioned a couple times in passing, which made me wonder if Farnum had appeared in another hitherto unknown western (or not). He comes upon the ranch to discover his father shot dead and his brother shot and left for dead. The horses have all been stolen. Reviving his delirious brother, he relays to Ken that he saw the leader of the bandits shoot another outlaw for foolishly opening his mouth during the silent raid and uttering the words: “We’ll kick dust on the moon tonight, I reckon.” Realizing the phrase might have importance, Ken’s wounded brother (Jack) filed it away.

Jack reverts to unconsciousness. Grimly, Ken buries his father, then, decides to bury the outlaw too, in the family plot. Having finished their burial, a horse gallops up carrying Chick, an ancient family cowhand loyal to their father. Learning of the murder and thievery, he’s determined to ride with Ken to hell and back to avenge the family and reclaim their lost horses.

Ken agrees since he can’t stop Chick anyhow, and they bring the wounded Jack to a neighboring ranch, leaving Jack in the care of Ann Haverill, a girl Jack is sweet on. Slapping leather, the pair depart and hit the trail. Chick relays an odd tale he picked up a ways back, while drinking in town, regarding some young punk in love with the Haverill girl as Jack’s rival for her affections. Another rival was also present, that punk’s brother. In order to impress her, they were determined to ride Ebony, a horse of immense power and speed. Ken is tired of the seemingly pointless tale, but Chick points out that the punk’s brother was thrown from Ebony and pounded dead. The brother seemed unfazed, laughed even at the death, but then swore to avenge his brother’s death and hold the Farnum ranch and family responsible.

Ken now sees the conflict of interest. The punk may have bled information to a bandit about an undefended ranch with tons of prime horseflesh. With this in mind, he and Chick ride to the remote reaches (Arizona? or New Mexico?) where outlaws reign supreme. Entering the local saloon, Ken watches the crowd and is certain that here he will find his man, when a young lady inexplicably asks him to dance with her. He doesn’t want to but she seems to know who he is! She recollects him from his earlier adventures battling the Jaggers gang. While there, Ken is forced to shoot the gun-hand of a man that waddles into the saloon aiming to shoot a large “gentleman.” The lady he is dancing with is angered by his interference and departs. The local sheriff arrests the shot man. Ken is invited to talk with the “gentleman” but acts tough and says if he wants to talk, the big boy can come over to Ken.

Remarkably, big-boy (name of Parlanz) does just that and is impressed by the speed of Ken’s drawn guns, two six-shooters. It’s not long before he’s invited by Parlanz out to his ranch and offered the unscrupulous job of joining the gang on a future raid. He’s even given the secret passphrase of “dust on the moon.” Ken is now 100% convinced he’s found the man that killed his father, etc., but must secure his own family horses legally. Amusingly, Parlanz wants to ride Ebony and Ken must pretend not to recognize the horse. When Parlanz attempts the ride, he viciously hits her with his spurs and Ebony goes berserk, and tosses Parlanz. Ebony’s eyes show blood-lust for Parlanz, but Ken steps in before anyone can shoot the horse.

Long story short, Ken is betrayed, someone ransacks his room, he’s worried a member of the Parlanz gang found his hidden law-badge, he’s eventually hit over the head and tossed in jail, Parlanz keeps his six-shooters, the girl helps him to escape, he sneaks into Parlanz’s room at night and snags his guns and silently departs (he won’t plug the man while asleep), and informs Chick to ride and obtain as many deputized souls as possible to ride against the upcoming raid planned by Parlanz.

Chick succeeds and even brings back Ken’s brother, Jack. Waiting in various hiding places, they wait for Parlanz and his raiding party to arrive. They do. A wild shootout occurs, and everyone is instructed to not shoot Parlanz. Ken wants him but discovers his brother riding to get the man. Jack is brought down and taken out of the fight. Parlanz rides away with Ken in pursuit but Ken is knocked out. Parlanz escapes…back to his ranch.

Ken is brought back to consciousness and his body repairs in days. Ready to ride again, he realizes he must ride to Parlanz’s fortified ranch. Boarding the fiery Ebony, Ken reaches the ranch and catches up with Parlanz. Fighting it out, Ken is determined to avenge his father but is robbed by someone with a greater grudge against the man than his own. Ebony shrieks her rage and riding in, attacks Parlanz and stomps him to a lifeless pulp.

We eventually learn the dance-hall girl was married to the murdered outlaw on Ken’s father’s ranch, and the boy just fell in with the wrong crowd. She was out to avenge his death, but she now has fallen in love with Ken…and he asks her to marry him.

Dust on the Moon by Mary E. Horlbeck (Crown Novel Publishing: 1946)

She Was No Lady by Al Bocca

Unlike the previously blogged Al Bocca gangster novel, this story isn’t a gangster novel. Oh, don’t get me wrong…there are gangsters. The plot here revolves around protagonist Al Bocca (yeah, the fictional name of the author) who is a private investigator. More on the plot in a moment.

She Was No Lady

She Was No Lady was published by Scion Ltd. circa July 1950 per Whitaker’s Index under the Al Bocca alias; as previously discussed, this is one of a handful of pseudonyms belonging to Bevis Winter. The digest-sized paperback features cover art signed “Ferrari”. This was one of many aliases used by Philip Mendoza. One glimpse at the cover art (a canary blonde dame with large jugs, bra and scanties disclosed, and long shapely legs, wielding a small handgun) and you know that the Irish censor board were all over it. A quick look at their register proves we are correct. I imagine it was banned by other countries as well.

My copy has a faded “Brown’s Book Exchange” rubber stamped under the author’s name, and I’m grateful to the person that smartly placed it where the artwork itself would remain unmarred. It’s a well-read copy, with a reading crease, and several dog-ear creases to the lower right cover. Otherwise, clean and sound.

The novel opens on page 5 and concludes on page 127. Our protagonist (Al Bocca) is walking the street with his luggage, having just departed the Okeville Station (um, there’s no such place). He eventually enters a bar. Departing, he’s met by a gun-totin’ cretin, and soon joined by another creep. They force him into a taxi and eventually arrive in a disreputable part of California. (I’m not sure by this point what city we are in, but the author claims we are going to the corner of Wellington and Medusa; there’s no such intersection). They push him into a room, and an ape going by the name of Big Nick begins to systematically slap him around. Seems Bocca is suffering maltreatment due to a case of mistaken identity. They want some bloke named Murray. He convinces them to look at his identification. Wrong name, wrong guy, and worse yet, Bocca is a P.I.

Convinced that Bocca isn’t Murray, they apologize and help the messed-over Bocca to his feet. Big Nick instructs the hoods to drive Bocca to his lodgings. They do so, with reluctance. One decides to get smart and follows Bocca to his apartment door. Big mistake. Bocca has recovered his wits and decides to exact vengeance for the beating he suffered. After doing so, Bocca extracts the fellow’s gun, dumps out the cartridges, hands it back, and tosses him out.

Next day, Bocca is hired over the phone by a nameless entity. They meet at his apartment, and Bocca is nonplussed to find himself looking at a man that seems to resemble himself. This clearly is Murray, the guy the hoods were hunting. He’s got a job for Bocca: find a girl. Her name is Mickie. Seems Murray is worried about the girl who has gone missing. And he’s paying Bocca a cool grand in cash to find her.

We later learn from other sources that it’s believed she is holding jewels from a heist pulled off by a bunch of gangsters and her brother. So, the gist is there was a jewelry heist. Something went wrong. The jewels are missing. Some turn up at a pawn shop. The girl’s brother is arrested for passing stolen goods. He serves time. The girl is suspected of hiding the goods. Two rival factions are looking for the goods. Murray is later found dead in Bocca’s pad. Why? Did the killer(s) know he was Murray or think they were bumping off Bocca? Meanwhile, the brother escapes prison. Toss in a two-timing doll-face and you’ve got part of the picture. But let me tell you, Bevis Winter never, ever, makes it that easy. He likes to toss in a twist…somewhere.

Now, I won’t ruin the plot from here, but let me tell you, it’s a fun and wild ride, and reminds me just why I love reading Bevis Winter. His detective novels carry a strong pace, enough tough hard-boiled dialogue and sarcasm to make you smile throughout. The most irritating part of his novels: a lack of attention to regional details. If you are from California, his dropping of locales will bewilder you. Most are fake or so far apart that the distance makes no sense. Where is Bocca based? Hard to say, unless I can trace that very first novel that Bocca debuts. Even then, I’m not confident we will learn the truth.

Until then, I’ll look forward to tackling my next Bevis Winter novel.

She Was No Lady by Al Bocca